See

Two people are hanging from a cliff. Make me choose between them.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:59 -0400

swurvedcords: 13 years later, this sound still terrifies...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:40:02 -0400

swurvedcords:

13 years later, this sound still terrifies the ever-living crap out of me.

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:39:03 -0400

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:33:38 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:47:50 -0400

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

shadesdarker: under the seadarling its better

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:22:06 -0400

shadesdarker:

under the sea
darling its better

territorialcreep: petervidani: Macaroni being made beautiful

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:22:57 -0400

territorialcreep:

petervidani:

Macaroni being made

beautiful

novium: that lil bitch

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:45:46 -0400

novium:

that lil bitch

salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:33:44 -0400

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

nipahdubs: amaitofuu: nipahdubs: ANDREW WON’T LET ME WATCH LILO AND STITCH Q AQ!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:29:45 -0400

nipahdubs:

amaitofuu:

nipahdubs:

ANDREW WON’T LET ME WATCH LILO AND STITCH Q AQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN WATCH I JUST DO OTHER THINGS ;AAAAAAAA;

YOU TOLD ME I WATCHED IT TO MUCH AND ASKED IF THERE WAS ANYTHING ELSE TO WATCH QA Q!!!!

WE WATCHED A MOVIE AND LIKE 6 EPISODES BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU DONT HAFTA STOP ;AAAAAAAAA;

nipahdubs: ANDREW WON’T LET ME WATCH LILO AND STITCH Q AQ!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN WATCH I JUST DO...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:28:02 -0400

nipahdubs:

ANDREW WON’T LET ME WATCH LILO AND STITCH Q AQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN WATCH I JUST DO OTHER THINGS ;AAAAAAAA;

smilingemoticon: tumble has been boguh t by yahooie. sherlockinas grab your jawns. supernaturlies...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:17:19 -0400

smilingemoticon:

tumble has been boguh t by yahooie. sherlockinas grab your jawns. supernaturlies grab the peppe r and ketchup. doctorwhoians get your time screwdriving. avengings regro up. we will not lose this war

STORY OF OUR LIVES

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:16:21 -0400

STORY OF OUR LIVES

ashestoashesjc: my best amaitofuu impersonation. at least my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:23 -0400

ashestoashesjc:

my best amaitofuu impersonation.

at least my light is still stronger than yours

overnight-shipping: bear-etc: inthurnet: a message from...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:28:24 -0400

overnight-shipping:

bear-etc:

inthurnet:

a message from mother nature

mother nature has cancer?

mother nature is a homestuck

mother nature wants sex

ashestoashesjc: ashestoashesjc:

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:14:51 -0400

ashestoashesjc:

ashestoashesjc:

otherfreakside: Kuroko no Harem by...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:18:01 -0400

otherfreakside:

Kuroko no Harem by

*PenguinFrontier

A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:36:49 -0400

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:50:17 -0400

pjcalamity: neekcreep: hogwarts-express: fuckin lilo I’m...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:25:49 -0400

pjcalamity:

neekcreep:

hogwarts-express:

fuckin lilo

I’m fucking dying

LILO NO