smilingemoticon: tumble has been boguh t by yahooie. sherlockinas grab your jawns. supernaturlies grab the peppe r and ketchup. doctorwhoians get your time screwdriving. avengings regro up. we will not lose this war
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic: i-live-for-glitter-not-you: i-live-for-glitter-not-you Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T???? stOP THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
[12:02:58 AM] 【甘-くん】 ᾏɴɖяεω 「Mikupo」: yeah im basically almost done with that...
nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- 86-89 B+ 85 B 80 B- ...
lizzorasaurus: STARES AT COSPLAY SUPPLIES UNTIL THEY ASSEMBLE THEMSELVES LIFE CURRENTLY
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
toteskawaii asked: Omg ugliest theme evar. Why would you ever use it omfg. Stop.
Anonymous asked: Zeus because come on, who isn't zeus' kid?
shadesdarker: richwhitelesbian: wizcoylifa: fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people) “ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay 50 whole me
Which God/Goddess do you think I'd be a child of?
georginakincaid: EXTRA POINTS IF YOU TELL ME WHY
rootintootinrasputin: put on this green sleeping bag imma call u my naughty cucumber 2nite
ghettohipsterhitler: ironmanfan: chickem: ...
ilymorgannn: kristenmastora7: gallium-knight: Here’s a test: I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other. I’m going to drop one. You chose which. If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be. Shot in the dark, you...
Anonymous asked: English is weird, yo
Anonymous asked: Daddy Andrew, Mommy Nipah was being sadistic and mischievous at our expense again! ;c
Anonymous asked: Cherry!anon shall now refer to you two as 安排
OFF SPOILERS So I have this theory about OFF that the reason the Batter goes on a bloody fucking rampage and kills his wife and child and basically everyone in the world is because the wife had an affair with Zacharie and the child is Zacharie’s and not the Batter’s. And the only reason the Batter doesn’t kill Zacharie is because A.) he needs him for items and such and B.)...
sweet-poffin: Assuming Iris leaves, I hope the new girl joins Ash in the anime because wow i saw “iris leaves” and it took me longer than it should have to pick the right definition of leaves
zubat: Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds
letsbeholmies: chongthenomad: so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street #now she’s lying on the cold hard ground
imzorak: i want 2 know……. CAN YOU SHOW ME