May 22
mary totally came up with all of these, i contributed the spray paint fumes
I’M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
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May 22
So my teacher asked me what I thought about the new Star Trek movie. I told him, “It was pretty good, you know, there were some pros and KHANS”
gdi lizz
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May 21
Two people are hanging from a cliff. Make me choose between them.
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May 21
13 years later, this sound still terrifies the ever-living crap out of me.
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May 21
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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May 21
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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May 21
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
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